Officer, you've got to help me! (sobbing) I think my roommate is missing! (rushed) I haven't heard from her in days and she usually doesn't stay out overnight but she said she might go to see her parents or something this weekend but that she would definitely be back by now and what if something happened to her – OH GOD WHAT IF SHE'S DEAD?! I knew this was going to happen! This is horrible! What if she was in a car accident and she didn't have her ID on her and now she's in the morgue because nobody knows who she is and it's all my fault because I didn't remind her to take her bag with her when she left oh gooooooooood (sobbing)